Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

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pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

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betterthanbeyoncee:

ovobabygirl:

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
someone pls 

god

Oh someone help

lmfaooooooooo

betterthanbeyoncee:

ovobabygirl:

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

god

Oh someone help

lmfaooooooooo

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shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

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staff:

manduhclaire:

My pretzel looks like the tumblr logo

Yeah, kind of. 

staff:

manduhclaire:

My pretzel looks like the tumblr logo

Yeah, kind of. 

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paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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insignificant-bit-of-carbon:

straight people after talking to one gay person like

insignificant-bit-of-carbon:

straight people after talking to one gay person like

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